Blissful Torment

Ahem. It has been a while since we last made an announcement. I wish I could say we just wanted to keep you wanting more, but really, we have a good excuse! It's really not our fault. In fact, it's the opposite of our fault! Somehow you perverts were even more insatiable than we could have imagined, and our products being the marvel of sexual engineering they are, people bought them all, and started improvising. We could not have foreseen the creativity of some of you bastards! Whoever thought of putting a Denial Device on someone, then giving them constant erotic dreams via the Dreamatorium, driving them utterly crazy? All of you lunatics are my kind of people!

In any case, our long-term silence was only due to our legal team advising us strongly, and I mean very, very strongly, to shut up until a few class action suits were dropped or arbitrated. That's the cost of success! Thankfully, the flip side of success is we have more than enough cash to pay for said legal team to deal with the dumbasses who tried to sue us, and still fund our R&D department on the side. On that note, word of advice: in the hypothetical scenario where a hypothetical user might want to hypothetically sue a super sexy and clever CEO and its fiendishly sexy company, maybe don't hypothetically use their devices after they hypothetically patch their firmware. It would be a shame to hypothetically make some money off said devious developers but hypothetically lose the ability to orgasm permanently because of hypnotic dreams. Hypothetically. Speculatively. Allegedly.

Anyway, back to today's topic: we're back, baby, and we have a new product! Well, nearly. It's still a prototype, because (again) our lawyers have advised me to not make it publicly available when we don't know every possible application. However as we've seen, you're all so creative, this is a call for input...  So if you're reading this, and you feel like there's an unexplored idea, don't hesitate to tell us so we can set our testers on it to see if it is really as problematic as claimed. As an aside, we're always looking for testers if you need an extra buck.

I think that's enough with the disclaimers, so let me tell you about our new product. Prototype, whatever. Since the Dreamatorium, we've been working some more on brainwaves and fields and pushing stuff directly into the brain. I don't fucking know, honestly, the boffins are way smarter than me. The prototypes are about the size of a wifi router, but they think they can make them as small as a smartphone for sure. 

Where the Dreamatorium pushed complex thoughts into your brain as you sleep, our new EF (Emotional Fields) works while you're awake. Problem is, the brain fights back when it's awake, so we've had to go simpler. Think of this more like a combination amplifier and dampener. Not to get too philosophical, but everything you experience comes through your brain, and it gets to decide how much you should notice things. A light breeze over your skin barely registers, where the thwack of a cane is gut-wrenchingly powerful. We found out that it is possible to filter those inputs and mess with the brain's interpretation of the nerve signals. 

Amplifying is actually very simple, and obviously here's where we started: we can just make it amplify arousal. Any thought that gets you going will have the effect of an hour of teasing, or reading a novel's worth of sexy smut in a second. Erectile dysfunction or dry pussy is a problem of the past! Just turn on the device, look at a picture of an attractive girl or guy, and feel the blood pool in your groin. Works fantastically, turns your morning quickies into ultra-quickies! You can also just set it to a low setting and put it in your living room, and feel yourself get more and more aroused all day long, so when your partner comes home in the evening, you're willing to do anything for them. Or to them. Or with them.

We can also amplify physical sensations. A gentle nipple pinch can feel like a hard bite, a soft tap turns into a full open handed spank. I'm sure you masochists (and sadists) will enjoy this one, as it gives you all the extreme sensations you could imagine with zero risk of actually getting hurt. For the softies in the crowd, not to worry, it also works wonders for teasing, or any other touch! Fingers brushing over your skin will instantly make you moan in delight, and a plug in your ass will make you feel so full you're about to burst.

On to dampening sensations. We found out it's quite simple to set up a painkiller field, and we're planning to apply that for medical use. Painless surgery recovery seems like a good way for us to make some money to fund more research (and maybe give the lawyers a bonus, just in case). But that's not what you're here for, is it? Not to worry, we can also dampen other feelings, too. Imagine feeling pleasure, but limiting it so you can last as long as you like. You know that feeling when you're just at your limit, you're riding that edge, and you have to be oh so careful not to go over? What if you didn't have to be careful, what if it was impossible for you to go over? What if you could ride that edge forever?

The faster thinkers among you will already have thought about cool combinations you could make... Dampen your sensations to fuck as long as you like without the ability to cum, then switch over to amplify sensations to boost your orgasm and empty your balls so hard you can feel them clench. Hell, you could even add a second device! Use one to boost your arousal, and one to dampen your sensations... You'll get rock hard, find it impossible to think of anything but sex, reach the edge all but instantly, and then never actually cum. Perfect, isn't it? You'll be the stud of studs!

So after we figured out all of these, some QAs kept bitching about safety and upper limits, and so on. I know, stupid, but between them and the aforementioned lawsuit debacles, legal made us give in. So the device comes with a limiting setting, rigged to not overly saturate your synapses by default. Of course we insisted on users having the ability to set the actual limit values themselves; I mean, of course we did, otherwise it wouldn't work for everyone! We here at Libitec consider ourselves philanthropists, and as such we build with inclusivity in mind. Safety measures are all outlined in the way more important court-mandated safety manual (which is a measly 253 pages), which I have been told to make clear you should read before using any of our products.

For example, we highly recommend you hydrate well when using this product, especially if you like to run it for longer periods of time. One tester accidentally left the device turned on and fell asleep after too many orgasms. She nearly dehydrated overnight as she spent the next nine hours writing in unfulfilled need, and soaked her sheets in the process. Be careful, alright?

There are still some kinks (hehe) to iron out. For example, I'm being told that this is an antenna, and there's such a thing as a near-field and a far-field, and I don't fucking know, but in any case, the device only affects an area between about half a meter and three meters of distance. So if you were to walk around with it in your pocket, it wouldn't affect you, but everyone around you. Why you wouldn't want to enjoy it as well, instead of turning on everyone around you except you, making you effectively a living, breathing Cupid, I don't know. I've been told to warn you about all potential applications of our devices.

I've also been told to warn you about what happens when you change the fields quickly, such as limiting sensations, then turning it off abruptly for a second to trigger an orgasm, only to immediately activating another dampening field. I've been told the testers really hated those orgasms where they felt absolutely nothing, and they hated it even more when we slapped them with a high-strength arousal field shortly afterwards. They hated it so much they couldn't stop testing it to make sure that's really how it worked. We have the best, most thorough testers here at Libitec.

And whatever you do, don't add a sensitivity booster post-orgasm. Even our toughest testers were reduced to rock-hard, dripping wet, sobbing messes. Just don't do that, okay? The manual will warn you against these bad ideas, and you cannot sue us for anything we've written down. All of the potential applications we can think of are listed from page 167 of the manual onwards, listed by kink. Again, I cannot stress this enough, we absolutely do not recommend you attempt any of these mind-blowing applications that will forever change your experience of sex and pleasure.

So, anyway, that's the prototype press release. We're thrilled to be in the finalizing stages of development. If you have a good idea on what we should definitely not forget to test, please let us know in the comments, and include whether you want to be invited for said testing. Who knows, your name might even make it into the manual as valuable contributor, and we might publish the testing protocols for it.

2023-09-29 Blissful Torment