Blissful Torment

Welcome, visitors, to a world of dominance, deviance and delight. I shall be your host on this very fine evening as we stroll through the parade of peculiar pornographies! 

These are our excellent exhibits to engross you in ever expanding exhilaration.

The Villa of Vanilla. Here you will find easy but eager exercises with everyday elegance. Lips, tits, cocks, cunts, hands or tongues, to combine in clever celebration, to clasp closely until climax.

The Chamber of Conversation. If you want to confer, chatter or commune, come inside and tell us a topic, so we can titillate or torment you terrifically. Surmise support for sad spans, and painful puns or awful alliterations that goad you to groan or giggle.

The Palace of Paragraphs. Be prepared for plenty of of passages. Reading is requested, required rather! We welcome you to wonder over words written while wilfully worked up, or petition for personal parables of passion.

The Den of Denial. Obviously orgasms are omitted, officially an ordeal. Edges excite and ever engulf every existence, to thoroughly and truly torture the tenacious.

The Booth of Bondage. Wrists, waists, we will wrapped at wanton. Struggle and sensuality synthesize. Scissors are on standby, safety stands supreme.

The Abode of Adjustability. We prize ourselves in our potential to please people of any predilection. Watching you wriggle and writhe will work wonderfully. Exploration of one's erotic essence is exceptionally exciting.

The Spot of Switches, a somewhat seldom and slightly specific situation; some strive for it. However, we commit contently and cheerfully to be in control.

Recall the rules: No blood, no scat, no smoking on the premises and remember your safewords. Follow all orders and communicate your needs, desires and fears. Don't forget to have a laugh sometimes!

Timezones are troublesomely taxing, though are not totally tantamount.

And with that, we await your RSVPs! The Gazebo of Greatness is situated in a nice neighbourhood free of drugs, diseases and delinquents (though not devils), and welcomes wonderful (wo)men of respectful repute with mischievous minds. It has been under incessant improvement since its inception. You can sample our salacious selection via magnificent modern online mechanics, or mingle in person, which would warrant a warm welcome.

2021-11-02 Blissful Torment

Author's note: Sometimes you write something and it develops a mind of its own and you spend some quality time with a thesaurus.