Blissful Torment

After the spectacular success of Denial Device and Ruinator products, we are pleased to announce our third machine, called The Frustumex. This time, we focused our efforts on creating the perfect toy for our male audience. Sorry, ladies, you will have to sit this one out, except for the app that comes with it. But we will get to that.

We struggled to put everything we wanted into a practical form factor. During development, we called it "The Pyramid", but the shape is actually very close to a frustum: a pyramid with the tip cut off. That is where the name comes from, even though people will probably expect it to be related to the word "frustration" - The fact that both have something to do with it is just a happy little linguistic accident.  

It sports Wifi, a display at the front, a couple openings under removable lids at the tops and bottom, to insert fresh lube and drain used fluids, and of course, a large hole at the bottom. The idea is for a man to lay on his back, and insert his erect penis through the hole into the machine. 

There are a number of options to choose from. First off is the selection of what kind of sensation the machine shall reproduce. The simplest one would be what feels close to a hand-job. Settings such as grip style or strength, stroke length and speed, or the amount of lube can all be customized. Even if you think you're good at masturbation, I am sure we can demonstrate that there's still something to learn. Turns out twelve independently moving fingers controlled by a multitasking computer can do things that two normal hands cannot.

The next step up would be a fellatio equivalent. We're especially proud on how well we managed to imitate the licking sensation of a wet tongue, but the rest is also quite impressive; The sucking feeling of lips slowly sliding back and the deep-throat gagging simulation would make you doubt it's not a person. As you might expect, here we have the most variations: Tightness, lubrication, specific area focus for glans, shaft, head, urethra, foreskin and so on, and the deluxe model with the extra large opening even support testicle-related pleasures such as cradling or sucking. Twenty profiles of famous porn stars are included, and we're planning to release more over time.

Now at this point you might want to buy it already, but here at Libitex we always strive for absolute excellence. It does not just end at perfect blowjobs. The complicated internals of the machine can rearrange themselves to feel more like a vagina that is bouncing up and down on the user's cock. Obviously tightness, speed and lubrication options are available, but also angle and some texture variation.

Which brings us to the last typical hole to fuck: Anal sex. It is of course fully supported. While it might feel quite different in reality, from our perspective this was an easy addition, as it's just a matter of tweaking the settings for penetrative sex. Tighter at the entrance, and slightly different texture. Of course we do not simulate the more unpleasant bits of anal sex, so you can expect your cock to come out perfectly clean, and smelling of whatever lube you added. We recommend our all-natural coconut oil (not included).

Speaking of lube: The device, like a modern oven or dishwasher, can clean itself, and has a convenient detachable tank to get rid of any fluids and dirt. Don't like rinsing out your pocket pussy? We neither, so we got rid of that.

Now let's get to the features that will blow your mind: A real person, even though they might be skilled, can only do one or two things at once. Nobody can suck you off while you fuck their ass. But we do not care about human anatomical limits. Nothing stops you from mixing the different styles. In fact, this is a standard feature we're very proud of. The device can make it so that it feels like you're fucking a tight ass at the same time as having your dick sucked behind that. It's really rather spectacular. During testing our biggest issue was that most men could only test for two or three minutes at a time -- even porn stars can't handle the amount of pleasure this baby can dish out.

Now some of our more kinky customers -- thank you for your patronage, by the way, sales of both our earlier devices are going splendidly indeed -- might wonder if there is something for them as well. Of course there is, we wouldn't forget you sluts. The toy can, optionally, lock the cock inside by tightly grabbing it below the balls. Except for brute physical destruction (no refunds), there is no way to stop it if. If you always wanted to experience ten minutes of having your sensitive cock head abused by a blow job (given by someone with thousands of hours of practise and literal jaws of steel), just confirm the corresponding setting, and hold on tight. Seriously, grab on to something. We sell gags too, in case you don't want the neighbours to hear.

Since we already made a device that can suck and fuck like the best of them, we thought we should add a few bonus features. First off, anyone can program a Fucktrack (patent pending) for it. We are currently in discussion with with some of the major porn sites out there, to add Fucktracks for their videos, so you can play along at home with the action on the screen. But that's not all!

We also made all these settings available conveniently via a mobile app (Android only, Apple is bitchy about sex, as usual, what a bunch of prudes). If you want your spouse or friend with benefits to pleasure you, just hand them your phone, and lean back. Of course we know that there is a dire need to bridge long-distance relationships. For a small subscription fee, you can connect it to the internet, and have someone else install the app to control it. They will see live updates of what the machine measures.

As we had to add a number of sensors anyway, it was easy to make it possible to expose the measurements how the vict--, err ... the user, feels. We track throbbing, heart rate, precum production, blood flow, colour, hardness and a couple more parameters. You'd be surprised how easy it is to know the level of arousal or predict the time until orgasm by just "looking closely" at their dick. We then installed an improved and more flexible version of the already very capable AI system designed for the Ruinator, and added some convenient programs to use it.

After a couple orgasms for calibration, we found that we had to put safety limits in place. Did you know that it is physically dangerous to keep a cock at the edge of orgasm for more than four hours? People just lack the stamina and skill to tease someone for that long that well, but robots don't make mistakes. Just to be FDA compliant we had to add a forced break of thirty minutes every four hours, though in reality none of our testers ever got that far. They all passed out long before. 

To put it all together: If you just want a device that requires barely any maintenance, is self-cleaning and fucks you like a porn star, both in skill and stamina, buy a standard edition.

Or you can buy a deluxe version, and give someone else remote control over it. They can set up a plan, like for example teasing your cock for an hour via oral, then having you fuck a tight ass for another hour without ever letting you cum, followed by one ruined orgasms after the other in a drenched pussy, each of which is immediately followed by a vigorous blowjob post-orgasm torture session focused on your cock head until you are close again, only to ruin that orgasm as well and start over. It will keep going until you lose your mind, or pass out.

You'd think this was over, but that's not the case. The sensors allow the AI to know whether you're deeply asleep, awake, or dreaming. It can then softly work your cock to give you sexual dreams, slowly wake you back up in the nicest way possible , and then return to the edging, ruin and post-orgasm program above. 

Or you can just use it as an alarm clock and wake up every morning with a wonderful orgasm. You can also pair it to your Fitbit for sleep tracking, we kinda had everything in place any way, so might as well support it. Just pretend the heart rate spike in the morning is a workout, not an sloppy blowjob orgasm given to you by your favourite porn star. I'm not your boss, but I am the boss of some people who took the prototypes home for testing over the weekend: Monday mornings could be awkward.

2020-03-14, Blissful Torment.